Drive, drive drive a car

Today I went driving in a car
I drove so far, so far
My dad was beside me all the way
about the traffic rules he could say:
Don't be daft
you could hit that raft

I got better and better
I drove past a setter
every turn I learned something new
but there's always something to tew
Like how to drive into the car shed
without ending up in a hospital bed

Cause with a BOOOM
and a bang and a DROOM
I hit the wall
it was there so tall
I got a bump in the signboard
I am now the crash-lord

One day I'll show it
I won't need the kit
cause no more crashes for me
just wait, you'll see
I'll be a good driver
better than MacGyver

Pineapple! yay! nam nam

I ate a whooooole pineapple!
all by my self!
*proud*

My tounge is itching
and my lips

like when you eat to much kiwi..
You think there's a connection?

( o Y o )

omg! bloody hell! BOOBS! ( o Y o )
where did they come from?
IIIIIII doooon't knooooow....

duppiduppiduuuuuuuuuuuuu

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good goood gooood

Giraffe Giraffe, Could I borrow your neck so I can hug the moon?
oh no, oh no, I need my neck
Giraffe Giraffe, could I borrow your legs so I can pick down some bananas?
oh no, oh no, I need by legs. But if you strech everyday, you'll be as tall as me in a 1000 years