30th of November

today *breathe* it's like *breathe* one day to December 1st!
this is really truly amazing! zingzingzing!

that means that tomorrow morning, when I wake up, I can unwrap the first present in my advent calendar!

åh bao!

skittles! maybe I'll get skittles!
that would be like totally super duper cool!


!!
U



unna vei! her kommer jeg! så alle i gata må passe seg!

oh! when the christmasholidays finally arrive, I'll use my madress as a sledge and sledge down the stairs! oooh! I can't wait!

gief snow

only one more day.. one more...

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The Physiology of Diving Part 2

I continue to educate myself to become a Dive Master *sigh*

So, I've been a good girl today and read the rest of the chapter. That means that for my exam on sunday, I've read the chapter one single time. And the plan is to pass the exam without any further reading.. this really doesn't sound very good. But anyway, this is the rest of the keywords to the chapter. So, if you add that to the last post, you'll have the whole chapter in The Encyclopedia of Recreational Diving. myes. enjoy

Decompression Physiology: Responses to Dissolved Inert Gases

• Inert Gas Absorption
• Inert Gas Release
• - Original Theories
• - Current Theory
• Decompression Sickness
• - type 1 DCS
• - type 2 DCS
• - type 3 DCS
• - Other DCS forms
• - Predisposing and preventative factors
• - Physiological rationale for first aid and treatment of DCS

Decompression Models

• Introduction to Decompression Models
• - Nitrogen loading and halftimes
• - allowable nitrogen loading
• - decompression theory in action
• Repetitive diving
• - repetitive diving, the US navy way
• - repetitive diving, the Dsat way
• Dive computers
• No stop (No decompression) Limits
• Multilevel Diving
• Repetitive diving
• Enriched air Nitrox
• Multiday diving
• Ascent procedures
• Decompression diving
• Diving at altitude and Flying after diving
• - diving altitude
• - flying after diving
• The future

The Physiology of Diving Part 1

As some of you may know, I attend school during the days to get a nice education. But I'm ALSO getting an education in scuba diving. So, there are some exams.. I've already done six of them, and i have two left (theoretically exams). And I am preparing for one as we speak (or write, depends on whether you read it out loud or not). This exam is physiology. I have to read a book about it in english *gasp*

ok, so because I'm bored with reading physiology (very nice word innit? ;) I've decided to write some keywords here on my blog, for no particular reason.


The Physiology of Diving
Circulatory and Respiratory Systems

• the need of oxygen and the circulatory system
• - blood
• - cardiovascular structure
• Respiratory System structure

Circulatory and Respiratory Responses to Diving

• Responses to Breathing with equipment
• - dead-air space
• - gas density
• - rebreathers
• - responses to breath-hold diving

Circulatory and Respiratory System Problems in Diving

• Carotid-Sinus Reflex
• Hypercapnia
• Hyperocapnina
• Carbon Monoxide Poisoning
• Oxygen Toxicity
• - pulmonary oxygen toxicity
• - central nervous system oxygen toxicity
• - managing oxygen exposure
• Gas Narcosis
• - cause of gas narcosis
• - managing narcosis
• High pressure Nervous Syndrome

Physiological Responses to Thermal Changes

• Responses to heat
• responses to cold
• heat exhaustion and Heat Stroke
• Hypothermia

Physiological Responses to Pressure Change on Body Air Spaces

• The ears
• the sinuses
• the lungs
• - breath-hold diving
• scuba diving
• Equipment
• Problems in Body Air Spaces
• Ear Barotrauma
• - middle air squeeze
• - eardrum rupture
• - reverse squeeze
• - ear plugs/wet suit hoods
• - round window rupture
• - oxygen ear
• Sinus Barotrauma
• Lung Barotrauma
• - Lung squeeze
• - lung overexpansion injuries
• First Aid and treatment for Lung Overexpansion Injuries
• Equipment Barotrauma
• Other Barotraumas

It's ok to read all this, but I'd just wish they didn't stuff it all with these latin words I have to remember for my exam, but probably will forget as soon as I'm done.

Well, this is what I've read to now. I'm nearly halfway through the chapter. whoop whoop!

It's a bit scary though to read about all this things that might happen to you if you dive. *shudder* "your ear may be filled with lots of blood and you may lose consciousness under water and drown" or "the air in your ears and sinuses may just squeeze into your blood veins and then something terrible will happen to you". And the book is talking like the next sentence could be "anyway, how do you take your tea?"

Shiny!

oooh! look at that!

look at all the pretty sparkles!
glitter....
sprakles..

Fosters home for imaginary friends

I dedicate this post to Foss because his name is... well.. you know.

ok.

Let me introduce: Fosters home for imaginary friends!


<3
what would I do without you Cartoon Network? *sniffle*

Kiwi

iiih!
kikikikikikikikiki

IT'S A KIWI!



*love*

can i please have a Kiwi for Christmas?

Ask for direction

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.

Teh Winter

Teh winter is here.
And it’s really here.. it’s not just a cold wind coming from the north, or someone who left the fridge open.
It came yesterday, and it came fast. One day, it was a nice autumn weather, and during or math test it started snowing. And now it is four degrees below zero. This is serious shit maaan. This is not just the autumn being silly pretending to be winter. This is winter.

The autumn had to give in. And it did.

The ground is covered in snow! Whoop whoop!

Another thing is that the day is 10 hours and 8 minutes shorter than it was at midsummer night. When I walked home from school today, it was a sunset! In a week or two it will be all dark when I walk to and back from school. The few hours of light we have in this cold and lonely country, will be spent inside, in the chilly classrooms.

The teachers will do everything they can to draw our attention away from the windows, so our misery will be complete, and when they are satisfied, they walk up the “teachers room” and eat waffles and drink coffee. I know it.. ywarrrrrrr… gief waffle plx!